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John, my favorite times have chengad story, was a decade earlier, and a couple centuries removed from the mores and culture of the present day. A friend of mine in high school was running for student body president. In his campaign speech in front of the student body, somehow he worked in a joke involving olive oil. Shortening the story:Customer: I'd like a bottle of olive oil, please.Shopkeeper: Virgin olive oil?Punchline: At those prices, who cares what the olives do at night.This created a major scandal. I think they called a special meeting of the Board of Ed. to decide what to do about this outrage. I can't recall what the outcome was.